Mojitos nipple

Some soft German porn on the mens room wall at Mojitos Fine Cocktail Bar in Dusseldorf

Soylent Bar

Shrivelling plants by a bloodied wall in the restroom of this east Berlin drinking house, Soylent


Schwarzes Café

Colourful fabric in the washroom walls of Schwarzes Café, a 24 hour diner on Berlin’s west side



Kangaroo in Germany

The first public restroom I used in Germany at the Berlin Bikini shopping mall had a picture of a kangaroo riding a Segway. I’m in Germany, not Australia!


Merry Christmas 2016

Merry Christmas everyone!


(and cheers to Sneaky Dee’s for the rad toilet)

The Saddest Toilet in the World

This is a genuinely sad toilet, he ran away from home because Danny wouldn’t sit on him


From the book The Saddest Toilet in the World by Sam Apple, found at Indigo Books at the Eaton Centre

Bar #8 (or possibly #9)

Get Well – bar #8 or 9 or something on the 12 Bars Of Christmas pub crawl, I don’t know I’ve lost count! I’m a drunk mess just like these guys on the urinal wall 🍻