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Some soft German porn on the mens room wall at Mojitos Fine Cocktail Bar in Dusseldorf


Soylent Bar

Shrivelling plants by a bloodied wall in the restroom of this east Berlin drinking house, Soylent

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Schwarzes Café

Colourful fabric in the washroom walls of Schwarzes Café, a 24 hour diner on Berlin’s west side

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Kangaroo in Germany

The first public restroom I used in Germany at the Berlin Bikini shopping mall had a picture of a kangaroo riding a Segway. I’m in Germany, not Australia!

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Merry Christmas 2016

Merry Christmas everyone!

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(and cheers to Sneaky Dee’s for the rad toilet)


The Saddest Toilet in the World

This is a genuinely sad toilet, he ran away from home because Danny wouldn’t sit on him

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From the book The Saddest Toilet in the World by Sam Apple, found at Indigo Books at the Eaton Centre


Bar #8 (or possibly #9)

Get Well – bar #8 or 9 or something on the 12 Bars Of Christmas pub crawl, I don’t know I’ve lost count! I’m a drunk mess just like these guys on the urinal wall 🍻

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