Reife Frauen (Mature Women)

The Reife Frauen look down on you at the Fox Hunt in Düsseldorf’s east


Ivy And Coney

Self-described as a neighborhood bar with cheap food, cheap booze & even cheaper company, Ivy And Coney certainly didn’t disappoint on the restroom front, featuring words of wisdom such as:

Roses really smell like boo booooooo

I’m so DC I should be the logo

– “because no-one else will, because you suck

Hope falls in colors circling round the faint idea of a conscience and the ethereal

Few displays on the human spirt can challenge the raw creativity of a black pen & a white wall
Correction below – “Human SPIRIT

Sometimes people get confused when a sentence doesn’t end the way that they penis

The duck hunter: “Do you like duck meat?”
His wife: “Yes”
The duck hunter: “Duck on down and get you some!”

What if P Diddy was actually called Pete Diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because it is too late to correct everyone, but at night he goes home and cries and whispers to himself, ‘My name is Pete’

Of all the gin joint in the world you took a shit in this one






Which one would you go for?

Faced with a choice, which urinal at the Charlottetown Waterfront would you go for?


Train toilet is happy to see you

Doesn’t this guy just look so happy & welcoming? On the Via Rail train from Montreal to Toronto


Don’t aim too high

Don’t aim too high, at Cafe Cranberries


Underground Santiago baños

Here’s an underground baños in downtown Santiago, it cost 450 pesos to get in (about 90 cents) and it turned out to be the cleanest & best maintained underground facility I’ve seen! While I was down there I saw a super awkward Larry David moment where a guy in a wheelchair was impatiently waiting for an able-bodied man to finish in the handicapped washroom.

Underground Santiago baños

Toilets closed. Vandalism.


Toilets closed. Vandalism.

At Angrignon Park, Montreal.