Bosun’s Noose

Toilets at Marlin Bar are that way, oh and while you’re at it here’s how to tie a noose


Will surf for hot chicks

Anyone want to teach me to surf? Surprise visit to my home town of Townsville! See how many cool loos I can find here over the next 10 days. This one is at Longboard Bar & Grill


Most men / all women

An awesome restroom door sign I saw at Hooters in Singapore a few years ago


Frog parking only at Duke’s Refresher

Frog parking only at Duke’s Refresher & Bar


I just can’t… and other Page One words of wisdom

The toilet at Page One Cafe has a very important plea. He just can’t handle it right now

Here’s some other wise words from the walls of Page One:


Honest Ed’s

Toronto folk will understand: Honest Ed’s closes today for good after 68 years ūüėě They’re famous for their hand-painted signs & slogans so I got this one for my toilet so I could keep a part of Toronto history with me forever

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Wonderland Ballroom

I think the Wonderland Ballroom¬†in Columbia Heights was the 7th bar that I’d visited on this Friday night so¬†I was starting to get a little tipsy. I’d heard of this¬†venue¬†through a popular online¬†column¬†called Dear John¬†where an reviewer¬†would rank¬†different bars around town based on the quality of their restrooms. This bar¬†had a particularly dirty mirror (-4 points) and an interesting public service announcement¬†(+6 points) that I was quite curious to see.

There was again a lengthy lineup to use one of the three stalls. While I was waiting I had a deep chat to the girl in front of me about how gross it must be to clean these restrooms.

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Yeah, the mirror was certainly dirty

And here’s the public service announcement¬†I came to see, ha ha ha!

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