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Jave House graffiti

The cozy but divey urinals of Java House in Toronto 🚽


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Graffitied stall at Les Foufounes

My 3-day trip to Montreal for work naturally began with a return visit to Les Foufounes. Check out this inspirational stall:


Graffiti and lips at BDSM

The famous Rolling Stones lips urinals at BDSM in Cork, Ireland

And here’s the stall adjacent to the urinals. I love the Eagles lyrics someone wrote here: “We may lose or we may win, but we will never be here again“. And someone isn’t a fan of the #: “Go fuck yourselves and yer # tags


Nathanja & Heinrich

Some tags at Nathanja & Heinrich, a cozy bar in Berlin’s Neukölln district

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Schwarzes Café

Colourful fabric in the washroom walls of Schwarzes Café, a 24 hour diner on Berlin’s west side

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Merry Christmas 2016

Merry Christmas everyone!

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(and cheers to Sneaky Dee’s for the rad toilet)


Ottobar graffiti

On the way back to the train station I managed to duck into Ottobar for a quick peek at their impressive floor-to-ceiling graffitied restrooms. Now this is a cool room to relieve yourself in.

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Thanks Baltimore for the stupendous shitters – I really wish I had more time to spend here, one day wasn’t enough. I might be back one day…


Vulgar toilet at the Cat’s Eye

I was a few beers in by now and decided to pace myself by ordering a Sprite at the Cat’s Eye, to which the barmaid scoffed and refused to accept payment presumably out of sympathy.

The self-named Shit House Wall Of the Cat’s Eye Pub was brilliantly vulgar – one of the best I’d come across in ages – featuring poetry and other such words of wisdom including:

You Cunt

You Prick

Pig Fucker

While Your Reading This Your Probably Pissing On Your Shoes
(yes, somebody had corrected the your’s)

Eat Shit. 50 Trillion Flies Can’t Be Wrong

Snow On The Mountain, Smokes In The Grass
Old Man Died With A Cob In His Ass
Cob Fell Out And Wind Blew In
Old Man Came To Life Again

Shit Fuck Ass Turd

Tittys Tittys Tittys

There Was A Young Queen From Bulgaria
Whose Pussy Got Hairier And Hairier
Till The King From Peru
Stopped By For A Screw
Had To Hunt For Her Cunt With A Terrier

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 Now go rinse your eyes out with soap