Glow in the dark at VR House

I went to try the virtual gaming rooms at House Of VR and was very happily surprised to see their glow in the dark toilet! Toronto people, ya gotta check this place out.


18 karat gold toilet

Ladies and gentleman, let me present to you the Holy Grail of toilets! 🏆🚽

“America” by Maurizio Cattelan

Entitled ‘America’ (2016), it’s a fully functional & usable 18 karat gold throne by artist Maurizio Cattelan on display at New York’s Guggenheim museum. This incredible piece had been #1 on my toilet bucket list since I first hear about it around a year ago – finally on a weekend trip to the Big Apple I had my chance.

According to the blurb in the museum guidebook: “This work makes available to the public an extravagant luxury product seemingly intended for the 1 percent. Its participatory nature, in which viewers are invited to make use of the fixture individually and privately, allows for an experience of unprecedented intimacy with a work of art.”

It doesn’t get much better than this. If you happen to be in NYC it’s absolutely worth a visit! 😁

Ottobar graffiti

On the way back to the train station I managed to duck into Ottobar for a quick peek at their impressive floor-to-ceiling graffitied restrooms. Now this is a cool room to relieve yourself in.





Thanks Baltimore for the stupendous shitters – I really wish I had more time to spend here, one day wasn’t enough. I might be back one day…

Cheer squad

One of my favourite Washington DC restroom suggestions from Reddit was for Jaleo, an inner-city Spanish tapas restaurant where you have your own cheer squad as you go about your business. Such fantastic toilet art – a truly novel idea. Plus the food here was second-to-none 😀





Oki Bowl

Not much more can be said about the Oki Bowl restroom than simply, woah.

Not only have the guys who run this downtown DC ramen bar mastered the intimate surreal atmosphere with eccentric trinkets & gadgets plastered all over the walls, but check out this incredible bathroom:



Definitely one of the trippiest toilets I’ve ever seen

Viking toilet

I don’t quite remember how I heard about Los Vikingos to begin with, but it was absolutely worth visiting this viking-themed restaurant in downtown Santiago, Chile. The hearty barbecued fare they serve can only be beat by the Old Norse decor strewn all around the building, including this incredible restroom:

Los Vikingos 1

Los Vikingos 2


Just look at these signs on the toilet door:

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Los Vikingos 4


It doesn’t get much more Scandinavian than this

Los Vikingos 5

Bauhaus toilet art

On my flight to Vancouver I noticed in the Air Canada magazine a small write-up about this local German restaurant: “Check out bathroom graffiti, by Spanish artists Olliemoonsta, at Bauhaus.”

This was way too serendipitous a suggestion to pass up so on my second night in town I made my way to said eatery in Gastown for a beer & schnitzel. The superbness of the meal was surpassed only by their incredible toilet art.

I highly recommend a trip to Bauhaus if you ever find yourself in Vancouver, and have a scroll through some of Olliemoonsta’s other artwork as well.

Bauhaus 1

Bauhaus 2

Bauhaus 3

Bonus story: this is one of the very few venues I’ve been to where I was so impressed by the men’s that I just had to check out the ladies as well. I was sure the coast was clear – but literally the moment I opened the door for a quick peek, a woman turned the corner heading towards me with my head through the restroom door. So embarrassing! Although I can confirm the ladies is just as colourful as the mens.