Done Right Inn

I went out for a New Years beer and ended up discovering this great graffitied restroom at Done Right Inn.

There were a few decent words of wisdom written over these walls:

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Sex & The City’s Steve Brady (Miranda’s partner) is a lesbian

Whitney was wrong: it’s not right, AND it’s not ok

Don’t ever “agree to disagree”. Be a MAN or a woman and fight … for the right to paaaaartay

If only women were gravestones: then they’d never be told to turn their frown upside down

Men who finger bang will be condemned to come back as women who are finger banged

Piss in the fuckin’ toilet, douche

Plus there was a whole wall dedicated to an insightful Bukowski quote:

If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery, isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it. And, you’ll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you’re going to try, go all the way.

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Merry Christmas 2017

Ho ho ho, it’s two days til Christmas AAAND Toilography turns six years old today! Happy holidays everyone!

(and just like last year’s Christmas message, cheers to Sneaky Dees for maintaining the best graffitied loos in Toronto!)


Vegan toilet

Lov on Montreal’s de la Montagne serves some pretty delicious vegan & vegetarian fare and I lov (ha!) that the theme continues when you enter the men’s room.


Double toilet at Cafe Resonance

It always makes me laugh to see a double toilet and I know of two classics in Montreal (the other one being in the ladies room at Candi Bar).

Here at this popular live music venue, Cafe Resonance, you can bring all the support you need as you go about your business.


Restaurant Mozza: still the best disco toilet

One of Toilography’s favourite restaurants in Montreal is Mozza Pâtes et Passions. This was my third visit in just as many years – I keep returning not only for their open & experimental take on Italian cuisine (where else can you get linguine with porto & goats cheese on the menu?) but for the ultimate dessert: the famous DISCO TOILET!!

I’ve seen a number of disco toilets over the years but this fabulous loo at Mozza remains my #1 🙂


Don’t use this toilet if you’re epileptic

Here at La Graine Brûlée in Montreal’s Gay Village there are actually signs on the restroom doors warning people with epilepsy to see staff at the counter before going inside! The strobe lighting is on point inside their artful, dimly lit stalls.


Montreal’s amazing Candi Bar

I paid a much-anticipated return visit to the very sugary Candi Bar during my weeklong trip to Montreal. The restrooms (and cocktails) at this bar are among the sweetest in all of Montreal.

Firstly, get a load of these 👄 urinals:

Aren’t they adorable?!

If that’s not cool enough then how about this circus-themed stall in the mens room?

And finally in their unique ladies room you can even bring a friend!